kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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