I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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