just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
