Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The air was thick with penises
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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