i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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