Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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