At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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