Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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