he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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