Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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