So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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