I cockslap morals
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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