I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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