We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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