Betty ford says i'm here all night
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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