Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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