we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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