Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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