yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just gift wrapped bread.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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