I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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