3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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