have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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