What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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