Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Your dad touched me again.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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