where am i from again
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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