I must be too annoying 4 u.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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