I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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