Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Can I color on your dick again?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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