brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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