we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
