STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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