i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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