But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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