wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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