real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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