I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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