i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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