Jerry, you need to find god
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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