i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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