Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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