Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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