We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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