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(312): View more from Illinois

he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl

(313): View more from Michigan

you mean his girlfriend

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(650): View more from California

dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning

(805): View more from California

1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.

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(510): View more from California

Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges

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(765): View more from Indiana

He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face

(812): View more from Indiana

Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!

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