He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
