Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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