is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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