No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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