If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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