we're blogging at a bar
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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