He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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