It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
40s are totally the cure
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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