I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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