Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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