We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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