I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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