i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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