My brain says no but my pants say off.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My liver is preforming stress tests.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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