I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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