Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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