nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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