i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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